Understanding your lecturers~

What are lecturers really saying?

@ Generally.......... means I'm the only person who believes this
@ I think that .......means Nobody else agrees with me
@ Incidentally ......means I've just remember a good story
@ In the not-too distant future .......... means It's never going to happen
@ People think .....means I don't know what I think
@ Perhaps this ....means Perhaps it doesn't
@ Reportedly ........means I need to give my words some extra wegiht
@ Simply put .........means Everything before has been a lot of waffle
@ Supposely ..........means This definitely isn't true
@ In my honest opinion .........means I don't believe a word of this
@ The point I am trying to make ........means No-one is listening